Do you ever just leave your dick inside your girlfriend & let it marinate in there? Not fucking, just marinating. Lovely feeling, honestly. It really does make me feel connected to my partner. 100% give marinating a try.

my dad is such a shitbag man

grunting and farting

my face is gone

THE ROT CONSUMES US ALL

pissing in my shorts

i have $50,000 inside my appendix

i missed work im going to be in troble couldn't get up thought cyber monday was a holiday

i hate every single person around me all i do is succeed and stay on my grind and i swear everyone is doing their best to try and fuck me up FUCK YOU

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i am so big and strong and cool and awesome

im kratos in real life

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