Emotional AF.

“Here’s great grandpa and his bucket of rocks.” “Why does he have a gun?” “Because it’s his goddamn bucket of rocks.”

"Just curious, do you have a favorite idea? What's the agency reco?"

There is not one good idea being contemplated here.

When account people start talking about money with clients and the creatives are in the room, their voices get hushed like, We said we wouldn't talk about this in front of the children but

Thx Guy On Bench youtu.be/LtoQY7i3kH0

Bad briefs Your parents recommending hobbies 🤝 "Just have fun with it!"

Kickoff on Tuesday, initial client review on Wednesday

Everyone talks about doing more with less, but I have to say, doing less with more is highly underrated.

I want a divorce from my laptop.

My new skill developed during lockdown is when someone shares their screen on Zoom and takes over my desktop, I can hit ESC extremely fast and look at literally anything else right away.

The editor was briefed at 11. Just want to set expectations for when we might see a first cut. 12:30? 1?

One day, when they finally look back and evaluate everything, I’m pretty sure Western Civilization reached its peak right here.

Right now the US feels like when the client picks your campaign but it's stuck in testing

If you’re unsure you’re a lifestyle brand, you’re not. If the public is unsure you’re a lifestyle brand, you’re not. When in doubt, you’re not.

I’ll probably get whichever vaccine has the funnier Super Bowl ad.

BREAKING: Production Company Applauds Agency's Decision To Limit Those Allowed To Attend Shoot To Only Handful Of People Who Actually Had Something To Do With The Concept

Act your wage baby if they ain’t paying you enough they can wait before getting a response to those emails go on and finish your sandwich