I, apparently a naive idiot, had assumed that this was what “we background check our drivers” always meant.

the tkachuk brothers are like if cybertrucks were human

LMFAOOOOO HIT THE HORN AND PLAY FREEBIRD NERDS

The best prank ever 😂

???

The FAFO “Uppercut”. Wham!!

Crazy fact: Keider Montero has a 0.00 ERA over 8 1/3 postseason innings in 2024 and 2025. He's faced 30 batters and allowed two hits. mlive.com/tigers/2026/02…

them canucks ain't real

lol… 😝

apps will be like we have updated our legal terms, my brother in christ, i am barely literal, not a lawyer, and i haven't even read the original legal terms

Happy 68th Birthday to Hall of Famer Alan Tramell, born this day in Garden Grove, CA. What are your thoughts and memories of Alan Tramell?

should have let this be a surprise, maybe some people would have changed their ways

no tap

Tomorrow morning might be the most collectively drunk the continent of North American has ever been at 8 AM

double no nate danielson, what does it mean?

in the dark

one has to wonder why they have such a stupid rule in the first place

lol canada