“Where’s Professor Oak?”

“I got my trusty ol’ hat to block out everything! Rain, snow, sun, and haters.”

“Remember when I woke up late for my first Pokemon? Now that I’m in college that’s a common reoccurence.”

Is anxious so he goes on rabid pokemon catching sprees.

“I get a high off catching Pokemon.”

“Don’t do Oddish. That stuff is wack.”

“Might have to do that thing where I ghost from all social media to mitigate the risk of seeing Avengers spoilers.”

“These allergies!! A-Achoo!”

Sniffles sulkily.

“It’s too humid. Maybe I should just camp out on a mountain for a while.”

“Yeah, I’m definitely a cold weather guy. Green likes this warmer weather though... Weird.”