idk teeth might’ve been a little right about Huda #LoveIslandUSA

Any time my friend charges her iPhone it tells her thank you…now I want my own too to tell me thank you but I don’t know how. Help meeeeeeee

goofy uses the shield in ways capt cannot even fathom

Uh yeah, I’m having a pretty good day

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THE SYMBOL OF HOPE. TRUTH. JUSTICE. THE AMERICAN WAY. SUPERMAN TRUMP. 🇺🇸

Starscream is one of the hardest names ever created

Idc what powers I had I’d NEVER bring my girl around that nigaa

u better never separate them ever again

you guys asked for better gameplay better user interface and a better experience but we giving yall ja morant daddy🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

I dated a woman with 4 degrees once….Every argument it felt like I was being guarded by Lou Dort

Fine I’ll get Russell Wilson off the Giants myself

Real niggas teams be 1-2

Dan Campbell on 4th and 12 from his own 30

“Volume was there”

We done calling you Sauce bro your name is Ahmad Gardner

Amon-Ra St. Brown scored a touchdown, point at Trump’s suite and did his dance 😂