sorry to report, I have a new boner record 3 hr 49 min The Fellowship of the Ring is 3 hr 48 min

Me listening to the earnings call of a company I own 1 share in

Redesign concept - dYdX

"girlfriend simulator sends you push notifs" seems like such a slam dunk torment nexus case I'm surprised it was built and launched with no outcry

Day 17 of no LLMs College memories are returning that I had forgotten about

"a cat bought a tank and you didn't sell?"

Woke up today and decided to use all my sidelined capital to accumulate cheap bitcoin while the public panics. This is how you get rich. This is how you move the market. 🚀

Not sure "people in remote indian villages buying" is a good bullpost dawg

bmwusa.com If you have made 80k in crypto you need to cash out now… its over Dozens will be impressed with your BMW especially if you don’t have a job, crypto guaranteed is back in 36-47 months for generational altszn… PLEASE do it, and do it NOW

you say something funny nowadays you aren’t even the funny guy anymore you are a“jestermaxxing copecel”

finally found a guru that speaks to me

Markets cooked, but at least Elon Musk seems to be laying bricks for the future of Ana de Armas waifu projections

Gainzy type build

billion dollar net and still launching solana shitters btw

Elon could 10x his revenue on X by allowing the purchase of a region block. I’d pay 5 dollars just to block all of India from my timeline

Have you met TeTheGamer? Owning a piece of his content/creativity isn't a 'shitter'. If you’re into other coins feel free to trade whatever you like though. This is just an example. Each to their own.

if you're over 21, in crypto and still haven't made $1M you NEED to hear this.

If the token is going to zero, try not to show the community the Richard Mille or the expensive trips to St Barts paid for by jeeting the token