How I feels to wear Flatline Party gear

"hello this is your Uber driver here, I'm lost..."

As Halloween approaches, my greatest fear is having my brains slurped out through a straw, just like juice boxes do daily! 🎃🥤😱 #sorryjuiceboxes

ANNOUNCEMENT:🎉 The Flatline Party store will be going down at 6PM AEDT tonight! This is so we can get it ready for our new DROP on Saturday the 4th of Nov. Lastly meet BOTLY, a new character in the FP universe, he'll be available in sticker form on Saturday.

New profile pic, who dis? ❌⭕

🖤Black Friday🖤 flatlineparty.com Get any 2 shirts for just $50 and save a whopping $24 in the process! Savings so big you could buy 4 Trading Card Booster Packs, or 2 Small Big Mac Meals, or a 6 pack of beer! But not a Tesla... Those kind of savings would end our business

💜 GIVEAWAY ALERT! 💜 Elevate your style with Flatline Party! 🎨 Win any 2 shirts of your choice + a sticker pack. 👉 To Enter: gleam.io/kezyI/instant-… 🌏 Open to AU residents, 18+ 🟪 Must be following here or on Insta to win 📆 Ends 27/12/2023 Good luck! #FlatlinePartyGiveaway

When you order something from the FP store:

We're thrilled to announce that Flatline Party now supports Afterpay! You can now shop for awesome FP gear and pay later. It's never been easier to snag your favourite items! Welcome to the After Party! 💳🎨

🚨BIG NEWS!🚨 You asked, and we've listened! Introducing our latest product: Plain White Carpet! We're thrilled to embark on this new journey with you, as we believe we've revolutionized the plain white carpet industry with our new Carpet 2.0 technology. #carpet #aprilfools

Coolest solar eclipse we've ever seen 💀🌚🌝 #SolarEclipse2024

What's better than the gift of money? The gift of money that can only be spent at flatlineparty.com 😉 Digital FP gift cards are now available online. #smallartist

#EOFY Buy 1 Get 1 Free Sale IS LIVE! We gotta make room for some new stuff, and what better way to do it than by giving away the old stuff. But hurry, this offer is only available while stocks last, so get on it!

Graphics are just too good now... #frogmeme #HorizonForbiddenWest #lastofus

We’ve had a lot of people ask, ‘What am I gonna do with 2 shirts? I only wear one!’ That’s a very valid question, so we decided to put together some fashionable ideas of how you could wear your 2 new Flatline Party tees. #2024fashion #B1G1 #Shirteyepatch

"My first policy as President will be to remove all houses for swamp land." #Frog2024