Mmmm tariffs so good! Yes yes yes

Some vanilla flavor actually comes from beaver assholes (not a joke). So I guess Canada tariffs apply?

🎶I'd like to buy the world a Coke And keep it company That's the real thing🎶

My humble contribution to the Zeitgeist

Considering the amount of powerful parties that he's pissing off very quickly, how long do you reckon it's gonna take for another attempt on his life?

It keeps happening again and again. I make a better version of the joke hours or days before. But because I don't fucking pay I literally just get 1% of the reach. It's annoying.

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 The Penguin Ambassador has arrived at the White House as tariff tensions escalate into a potential military confrontation. A White House staffer was noted as saying "This is the last time we use ChatGPT for geopolitical decisions, next time we're using Grok."

Wife once went into one of those girlie beauty shops. They had a display for a chocolate thing. I grabbed one and bit into it... it was soap.

I must say, among the out-of-touch elites, I hate Chamath the most. He's a self-important parasite. At least Musk and Trump built something (however flawed). Chamath just siphons value, nothing he's done has actually mattered.

The older you get, the more you realize how artificial the "right" and "left" political positions are. Remember COVID? Masks and vaccines randomly flipped around until we fell into a camp. Now, the right are into degrowth, and the left is championing free trade😁

I think what is lacking in stories these days is sincerity. People want to see others care about things earnestly. Not have this pathetic ironic detachment. In a world where nobody is engaging with the real world, seeing heroes truly interact with life is refreshing.

You know, in hindsight, you do have to wonder how you didn't see the signs before you put money into this.

A lot of people mistake having made money with being right. The market is not some sort of ultimate divine truth arbiter It can be right, and it can be wrong in pricing things at any given moment. Never mistake someone with money for someone who's worth listening to

The flan hangs his hat🍮🎩