Tomatoes are the most patriotic plant. Because botanically, tomatoes are a fruit. But according to an 1893 Supreme Court ruling, they're a vegetable. And there's nothing more American than a legal decision that disagrees with science.

Take away all 894 of Wayne Gretzky’s goals and he’s STILL the NHL’s all-time scoring leader. Think about that for a minute.

Making sure you see this. Amazing.

This is Michael Van Holst, an anti-vax city councilman in Canada canvassing. I love this woman.

Most excellent

Mary L Trump Know you will women’s lives are at stake!

if you dont smell weed in NYC then you have covid

This is important, read it.

If LaGuardia can reinvent itself so can you 🫶

Behold, "The Clash" in their rockabilly days. Awesome.

Bahahahahahah! Name me one marketer in the last 100 years who isn't data driven and I'll show you someone who's company went out of business. Data should never be a fetish!

He's paying $1,000,000,000 PER YEAR in interest so that people will pay more attention to stuff like this.

Next time, we'll all just plan to meet our by the dock.

"Space Karen", so hilarious!

So, if you have a blue checkmark now you are paying $8/month to Elon Musk for the privilege?

Never forget.

Live from Japan v. Croatia, the best possible use case for my Victory Sandwich Bar shirt. Japan for the Cup! Fizz ultranippon

On the upside, Herschel can now get back to writing that werewolf fan fiction he's been thinking about.