Trade him Wednesday morning, please!!!!!

After a 65 hour work week, NOTHING BETTER!!!!

Preparing for Dallas, coolest birthday party I've been to!

Had an absolute blast with these people. Was great to meet everyone and be the tallest person at the venue! I'm looking forward to the next time already!

Desk all day?? Bronana

I guess we have our answer!

Went to the U.S.S Midway museum in San Diego. Not made for tall people but it was cool to see.

Assuming Netflix will be having a black Friday special?

BREAKING NEWS: Jake Paul has agreed to a homerun derby against Babe Ruth.

Happy Thanksgiving to all of my friends here. My version of deviled eggs wasn't a big hit, sadly.

This is a true troll. 🤣 TheMainDevent

Gambling addiction hotlines would do a lot better if every 5th caller was a winner.

Just found out cock fighting is with chickens. 12 months of training fckn wasted

Go check out my guy Nio on twitch.

The National Weather Service has just published instructions on how to bake lasagna in your mailbox. 🥵

My office this week!!!

Add Taylor Swift to the people who have gotten a ring before the Cowboys in the Last 30 years. 😂😂😂