Wetin be this?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dear Crying Batidiots, This self acclaimed accountant came out to ask you "Na statistic we hope chop?", and that did not give you a clue of how empty his head is? You even cheered him 🤦‍♂️ Accountant that doesn't not understand the importance of statistics. How stupid.

JUST IN: Peter Obi spotted in fuel queue at Enyo filling station, Berger, Lagos.

The car was just about to climb the Oshodi flyover, coming from Mile 2 direction. I don't know how the guy crossing the road did not see it mehn, he ran right in front of it and was knocked so damn hard. The driver parked initially but some guys where charging at him so he

This is creative 😂

“Go and collect your PVCs” - Your heart rate increased. “Vote wisely” - You got triggered. “All eyes on the Judiciary” - You started crying. "End Bad Governance" - It became a thre@t to your life. Now you're writing "2nd letter of St Paul to presi-dense Tinubu" everyday.

Mr "Peter Obi will never be president" don dey auction him father house when the baba never die. 😢

I will give N40k to 20 Obidients in need. $25 each. All tribes should apply. Post your Bitcoin address. I will select randomly. Obidients that want to support can pick random Obidients & assist them as well. I will be crediting your wallets in the morning. 2 O’clock Naija time 🤍

Fact: Nobody is Neutral in Nigerian political space. Whoever claims to be neutral is a BATist who is too ashamed to own up.

Me when my sick bro says he's not drinking again.

To be honest, Tinubu is not Nigeria's problem. We need to check ourselves too. Our problems are APC, Tinubu and every idiot that supports them.

The flood reportedly k!lled over 30 and displaced over 400,000 in Maiduguri. Then you went all the way to Abuja, to visit the incompetent ex governor of the affected state, who is now Vice President, who was not affected in any way, "to sympathize with him". What an Idiot.

What is this?? 😢

What do women really want? 😑

Ewww... The same Atiku you said had gone of 4 years hibernation, is the one you're twerking for now? Na wa for una o

So you and your "rich" friends went to shoot a video, to show people on social media that you're rich. You then got yourself injured after crashing your "toy" against your friend's "toy". Now you're posting acct number for the people you wanted to pepper to donate? Wonders😂

In 2024 😑

I don't post a lot on WhatsApp because of this guy

I could listen to this for 10 hours straight. It reminds me of the good old days.

JUST IN: Peter Obi & Yusuf Datti donates ₦50M to flood victims in Borno, promises to continue supporting them.