Let's get real here, sparky... I'm sure 99% of people have one kink or another... not saying you should talk about 'em in public, though.

I sure hope you're ready to get toasted at the Bug Off this weekend, sparky!

@felicityacnl Not even fresh tuna, sparky?

Hey! It's nice to see people back, sparky!

What's with everyone breaking into teams, sparky?

@LGyroid Huh. Well, best start up my team then!

~Uchi gang or die~ #wellnotdie #butwemightkickdirtatyou

@IttyBittySmug I guess it's all about their different personalities, sparky... laid-back vs. high-strung.

Even if no one joins the Uchi team, it'll still be the coolest #orshouldisayHOTTESTbadumtiss team around.

If you love puns, vote for me. That would be the ultimate joke, sparky.

@ChicQueenie Look who it is! Welcome back, sparky.

@ChicQueenie There was just so much that went on, I don't think I can tell you all of it. Prom didn't happen and Colton is our mayor, f.y.i.

I don't know about you all, but I'm digging the extra sunshine, sparky!

Are people trying to start up /another/ gang? Sparky... everyone needs to chill out. Eat your troubles away.

Cool, I'm in someone's top five.

What about ostrich racing, sparky???

@ChicQueenie *RESISTS URGE TO CHUCKLE AT HOW THAT SOUNDED* ... Sounds rough, Queenie... sorry to hear that. What happened to you, btw?

I came in eighth place? Ha! You all must be jokesters at heart~

I have an extra lobster left over from dinner. Anyone want it, sparky?

?!?!?!? Did my house burn down?!?! Well that's kind of ironic...