Is it bad practice to have "Look upon my words, ye me mighty, and despair" at the very top of my CV

"Wanted to look important" my guy that's John Preskill he's already important

i love wearing merch from universities I've never attended. wouldn't be caught dead wearing merch from my actual university.

Why do they use Chris in the thumbnail. Doesn't he have a terrible ending who is trying to emulate him

we should bring back physicists wearing capes

please be patient, this is my first life im still learning

what does it mean when somebody says they work a 925. what is a 925.

handing out FACTOR meals for Halloween instead of candy

checking to see if ***** **** ********** reads all my tweets

just saw some crazy guy jump into the river in Paris, he's inseine

STATISTICS FACT: the election outcomes are 50-50. since there are two outcomes so they each have a 50% chance of happening.

I bet Kevin Greif (Kevin Greif) $100 in 2024 USD that by 2075 we will know to 5 sigma that dark matter is at least 10% qcd axion

i am going to become the Median Voter

in these trying times let's all take a moment to remember the person most affected by this year's election results: Grover Cleveland, who lost the sole interesting thing about his life

I'm done being balanced. from now on it's 100% yin for me. "inside one there are seeds of the other" not within me, I'm locked in.

One giveaway that somebody is terminally online is that they prefer ranked choice voting to approval voting

This is my last tweet here. Now that the bit is up and the joke is over, I should finally reveal who I was. My name is Radha (Radha Mastandrea), a particle physicist at Berkeley. I enjoy hard-sphere scattering both in and out of the lab! Was fun! Follow me on blue sky.

Hey Delta why did you cancel my flight, not rebook me (your website saying you'd do this automatically), have no humans available to chat (your phone line and text line has a 12 hour hold), and then now that I have a flight your app won't let me check in? Never using you again!

.Delta you left me stranded in DTW with no explanation or help. The least you could do is please let me talk to a real person to resolve my upcoming flight issues