Jesus Christ’s body type — my thoughts: Jesus was thin. Most popular guy of all time — not jacked. Toned, but not big. So my question is — did Jesus want to put on muscle but couldn’t ? Or was he lean on purpose ? Talk soon, Jack

Just saw a guy playing drums on his steering wheel w two slim Jims

And ms. frizzle is shrinking it down to fit in your ass as we speak

I did that too

This is legit an ad lib

It randomly being Saturday

I believe you ❤️

“Uh oh. Black Eyed Peas alert.” connor Wood takes us on a tour of the #MiamiOpen campus! 🧡

If I send you this it means I have to go :( but I’ll be back in like 11 seconds :)

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variety thinks they’re onto something when really i have known that brooke & connor Wood are top tier comedy for years now like get in line ✊🏼