When was the last time you were genuinely happy? Read it again!

Be like karma no dey work again cos bad people just dey fresh.😭😂

Eat first before you conclude that you're sad... E fit be hunger 😂

Abi make I use my mutuals do ritual ni? 🤔😂

Be forever grateful 🙏🏾

"Come over naw" I be your mate? 😒

Some things are funny… until you realize they’re actually not funny at all 😂.

"I regret the day I met u" Nawa oo so soon? 😂💔

From ‘okay baby’ to ‘okay ma’am,’ just because I no gree come your house 😂💔

If I were to have any superpower, it would be the ability to read people’s minds.😂

When I laugh after the disrespect, it means the revenge has already started in my mind.😒

So because I no let you touch me, I don turn childish and immature? Burst my brain, abeg 🤯😂🙄

Who life dey favor go talk say others no serious.

If you post chats on the TL 🚩🚩

“You’ve changed.” If na you broke, you no go change? 🤷🏽‍♂️💸

“Who’s your daddy? I know but I wan slap am” Who’s your bestie? I know but I wan chop her (clean mouth)” “New to the game but I know AKPORSTLE INDUSTRY MACHINE ⚙️ would have wanted this song” Omo this food wey I just cook too sweet!!! Yall please tag Odumodu and Shallipopi in the cs🙏🏾

I’m a very big fan of documentaries and this shook me to the core. 💔 From episode 1 I was broken — the brother’s home case, the trauma those kids carried into old age is beyond painful. It’s not just a documentary, it’s a reality that scars for life.

‘What are we’ as how? 😒 Because I dey reply your messages? 😂

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I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for long. What am I?