Nintendogs 🧼 Bathtime!

do you think jane goodall is just sick to death of chimps. maybe at the zoo she wants to look at the giraffe 🦒 for once. but noooo

my first piece for new zealand geographic 😊 after a gory and grisly (and also grizzly) history, we have one bear left in aotearoa... nzgeo.com/stories/on-the…

some of yall..

🐧🦭❄️🧊🩵 playing with posca markers #pingu

the last of us

i’m the 6th beatle

yippee, first feature for nz geo! on the cover! read all about it! 🌱🌲 nzgeo.com/stories/little…

Kiingi Tuheitia's youngest child and only daughter has been announced as the new monarch of the Kiingitanga. rnz.co.nz/news/national/…

ban drag queens named anita

VENGABUS LIVE TRACKER metlink

The witch her

OKAMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

guys our new property manager (Rent 2.0) is telling us that during our flat inspection, they will be coming into our room and taking 360 photos “even if occupants are asleep” WHAT??

im camping and asked a tourist here what’s the no 1 best place he’s been to in NZ and he said millers flat

She’s beauty. She’s grace. She smells like a decaying corpse and lurks in the backrooms of Auckland Zoo, wallowing tragically in a bucket. thespinoff.co.nz/science/07-02-…

i’m so brainrotted, shaun joked “you wouldn’t download a hymn from the sistine chapel” and i misheard “you wouldn’t download a HIM from the CIStine chapel”

havent used this ass website since it got taken over by nazis, anyway i’m a zookeeper in australia now

screamed so hard at lady gaga concert my tampon popped out 👍

i like it best when lady gaga dresses like a digimon