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Ferrett Steinmetz

@ferretthimself

Writer of FLEX/SOL MAJESTIC/DRAGON KINGS OF OKLAHOMA. He/him. No longer spewing idiocy into the world through social media; sorry about that.

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My mother told me I was too irresponsible to have a paper route when I was a young boy, and I have never stopped resenting the implication even as I recognize that she was absolutely correct

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"We have to pay our CEO $20 million or he'll quit to go somewhere else! It's basic supply and demand." [can't find anyone to work minimum wage jobs with no benefits] "There's nothing we can do"

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If your perspective is “The democratic vote doesn’t count unless we win”, then that equates to “I oppose democracy.” This is where the Overton Window is heading for the Republican Party.

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A peculiar point of pride, being able to sing the entirety of They Might Be Giants' "Fingertips" without missing a word each and every time it comes on