The people of Greenland have no idea what joys await.

Penguins meet a cat for the first time ever:

AI will take everyone's jobs. Marco Rubio will take AI's job.

Elect women, get,… a police state.

Public school teachers can’t be two places at once.

Aristotle explains how tyrants maintain their power, asserting that they’re preferred by women and slaves and surround themselves with foreigners instead of citizens

Survived Henry viii and two world wars but felled at the knees by Labour’s malice

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Na tomto je vtipné, že není jasné, jestli to pan Mitrofanov psal o příznivcích amerického prezidenta v 80. letech nebo dnes. :) Dikci to má stejnou jako tehdy.

What I learned yesterday: Chevron would rather go back to Communist Venezuela and cut deals with Maduro’s VP than return to California and work with whoever replaces Gavin Newsom.

The American Woodcock bobs and dances on the soil with babies in tow - this behavior creates vibrations in the ground, causing earthworms to move and reveal themselves to the hungry birds

every now and then i think about this video of guys in the taliban trying out the gym in the afghan presidential palace for the first time

Graham Linehan Or you can watch The Matrix in 4k and see just what kind of club Neo goes to with his computer disk friend to meet Trinity.

Graham Linehan I personally believe its because the matrix exposed a lot of what should have been hidden from humanity, and then they were forced into becoming trans as punishment.

“i love criminals” where she lives:

Graham Linehan I like to imagine another season of Father Ted where a church disco organised by Father McGuire spirals out of control, becoming a BDSM sex club for trooned out international celebrities.

They're so desperate to cling onto power and suppress narrative that they want to ban anything that gives people a release valve. It is a mindset of control bred from fear. They are creating the same resistance that they fear with these actions. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy.

You know a country is failing when it openly attacks free speech.

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Half a million known fraudulent voters?