𝟐𝟎𝟎𝟎 𝐠𝐨𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝟏𝟕𝟎𝟎 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝟏𝟏 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐧 𝐃’𝐨𝐫𝐬 An endless amount of world records. Our Captain, the unpredictable, the GOAT. Maddy Bell has retired from football. #ThankYouMaddy

#ThankYouMaddy 🐐

Your #DeadlineDay signing is MC Devvo! Welcome to The Fatties 💙 #UpTheFatties

Shake the dice! Fatties x Monopoly coming soon!

Steve Irwin has joined the club on a deal until 2031! #UpTheFatties

A goal, two assists and a red card on his debut 👏

A visit from the Queen! Club icon Maddy Bell approves of new signing Steve Irwin who is flourishing with 3 goals and 7 assists in his first 4 matches. (And 4 red cards)

Due to both goalkeeper Wayne Shaw and backup goalkeeper Daniel Wakford both out due to injuries we’ve been left with no choice but to sign Cal The Dragon on a short term deal. Welcome back to the club Cal. #UpTheFatties

Purple Aki in a trackie! The new skipper is back as he gets off the team bus with new signing Steve Irwin 💙 #UpTheFatties

The new Fatties trio!

Fat Fighters FC and Cal The Dragon have mutually agreed to part ways. The club thanks Cal for his piss poor contribution.

We have completed the signing of Uncle Ben as our new goalkeeper on a 1 year deal. #UpTheFatties

The new Captain of Fat Fighters FC, Beetlejuice! 💙

Ovuvuevuevue Enyetuenwuevue Ugbemugbem Osas has been awarded a new and improved contract until 2033 which includes a bonus of his first ever brick home. #UpTheFatties

Gay Mysterio has decided to leave the club after not even a month due to masks not being allowed to be worn on the pitch. The club thanks Rey for his inability to know the rules before becoming a footballer.

Fat Fighters FC are delighted to confirm a record-breaking agreement with global fashion powerhouse Louis Vuitton, who join the club as our new kit manufacturer. This marks a huge statement in our history and who better to bring back to unveil than the GOAT Maddy Bell 💙

Charles Bronson becomes our first signing in the Louis Vuitton era on a deal until 2031, he will join Yes Indeed FC 卐 on loan until the end of the season. #UpTheFatties

How good was it to see Big John return last night!

The Fatties have partnered with Snoop Dogg to provide fans with his brand Death Row Cannabis! Get stoned at the Tuffins Arena so you still feel chilled out after watching Purple Aki miss his 10th 1v1 of the game! #UpTheFatties #SnoopDogg

Welcome our latest signing Basthian who joins The Fatties on an initial 1 year deal. #UpTheFatties