And on day 5 of #quarantine I cried and said I want to go home. Moving right before this was a bad call

*me talking about how the high in Montana and Calgary today is below 20, checks the weather here sees its 59*: wow it’s chilly here today

Missin these coastal trips #adventures #SelfIsolation #California #portrait #photography

Ok why aren’t pudding shops a thing?

People that are shaming other people for how they’re filling their quarantine time need to get wrecked. #Truth #QuarantineLife #coronavirus

Me to my roommate: am I skinny or average? *him thinking about how if he says average I’ll get overly self conscious and stop eating desserts with him every night* My roommate: skinny!

Due to covid-19 we have officially made the difficult decision to cancel my much anticipated 26th birthday. I appreciate all your support in this, my 26th birthday will take place next year on May 11th so I don’t waste my entire year 26 stuck inside with nothing to do. 😂😩

If I can’t drunkenly yell “sweet Caroline ba da da daaa” at a bar soon I’m going to explode

Ok my autocorrect is savage. I went to write “not even 8:30 and I’m already finished with my run” and it autocorrected to “not even 8:30 and I’m already finished with my hair.”

I ordered Chipotle and they put guacamole on my burrito bowl for free 😭 I was truly blessed today

Has anyone ever noticed how the worst people, the liars, the narcissists, etc are the ones that people think are the best people? A smile and a couple nice words can make people completely blind to who a person is deep down

Boys: I want a girl that doesn’t show a lot of skin, that’s for my eyes only Also boys: *likes every risqué picture of a girl on Instagram* Smh 🤦🏻‍♀️

My “little bit” - shows up in less than 30 minutes Other people’s “little bit” - shows up within a decade

Companies: we want to work towards being more green and sustainable Workers: ok great, we can do our jobs from home (thanks for proving that covid) and help reduce carbon emissions by driving less Companies: oh no no, that 2 hr commute everyday is essential to our company

*me trying to make new friends* Hi 😳

I’ve been on hold with Delta for over 3 hours now and have tried doing everything online or through messaging and even there I haven’t been able to get help. I’m so done I’m about to never fly delta again. This is absolutely ridiculous

This week with Delta my flight was cancelled which means I miss my connecting flight on a different airline and will have to take time off work to fly to my destination 🙃 really was a Delta fan until lately

Anyone else been screwed by Uber? Someone hacked my account, turned on 2-factor verification with their phone so I can’t get into my account and proceeded to book rides using my card. I reported that my account was hacked yesterday and have yet to hear anything from them…

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PSA: NEVER I repeat, NEVER. Fly americanair. Not only have multiple flights of my family’s been cancelled in the past two months but they have also been the absolute worst to work with on getting refunds and WILL NOT offer any compensation.