"Who doesn't. Except for brainless Fang over there that is."

"Musta been a big rock you been livin' under, Fangs."

"Everyone needs a little Faith, B," she winks at her sister Slayer.

"Like we needed to hear you hump a stuffed pig."

"The hell? Creepy, yo."

"Barfmania."

"Sane and stable? Hahaha ha!"

"Merry go rounds are fun, B. Just go with the flow. Or kick the wooden horse off. Whatever."

"Twenty one. Nice goin', O,"

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"Look at that. Fuck yeah."

"Ugh. People annoy the fuck outta me. With their condescending shit tude."

"Ugh. Big fat nope. Piss off."

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