Stage 4 restrictions mean no take away coffee. In Melbourne. There'll be people coming up to you on your walk, whispering "what do you need? Ethiopian single origin? Arabica? If you give me ten minutes, I've got a guy who does cold brew..."

Here's the cheat sheet for the Dan Andrews presser: 11am = not terrible After 12pm = bad Wearing a suit = real bad news Sports jacket = moderately bad news Northface jumper = it's the weekend Wearing a suit on the weekend after 12pm = shit's fucked

I just got kicked out of a flat earth Facebook group because I asked if the 6 foot social distancing guideline had pushed anyone over the edge yet.

Check out Michelle Yeap's review summarising recent advances on RIPK1 and RIPK3 in driving anti-bacterial defence! portlandpress.com/biochemsoctran…