HAPPY TENNESSEE HATE WEEK TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

Missouri is good and I am very glad my team didn’t lose to a coach w active herp. Roll Tide

This is the good stuff

watching the Lions/Chiefs game waiting for Chris Collinsworth to be all "Travis Kelce...Here's a guy...that Taylor Swift says has quite the redwood, Mike"

I just watched that whole Last Week Tonight about Bari Weiss. I knew who she was, and the shit she has pulled, I had not seen her on video. Y'ALL. She is the definition of annoying cousin desperation hubris. She's so far up her own ass, the fall of CBS is gonna be sooo hilarious.

I know this makes me an ageist asshole, but I think they should consider putting term limits on the QB position. This is just dumb. That being said, if someone popped a-a-ron in one of them eye bags, it'd all be over.

I think the strategy where republicans scream and holler that “everyone who doesn’t want Trump to be our broke-brain, kid-fukn, authoritarian king ‘hates’ America” is gonna backfire spectacularly. They have fully nth-degreed themselves into illogical, hysterical, dumbass oblivion

Chicago Dead Heads #DeadHeadLife

The American people have made their voices heard today. Trump and the Republicans have never looked smaller. Their lies about these protests have completely discredited them and backfired. They miscalculated. Badly.

Republicans are so gd ugly and stupid that they have to make themselves believe that 7 million people had to be paid to tell them to all fuck themselves. Like that shit ain’t all the free fun anyone needs.

The amount of times I think “knuck if you buck” as a 53 year old white woman who has never thrown a real punch, but works at an adult day care inside of a senior center, and oh my god the old people driving in that parking lot make me wanna fight almost as much as Twitter does.

This would affect more white men in Alabama than anything else they could possibly do, except for alcohol. And what the fuck is “regularly”

WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK This man is 49?????? FORTY NINE. I just. I mean. Jfc

We need to protect talent, not persecute it.

It is now cold in the morning in alagdbama, and I am wearing my Uggs, and I don’t care what anybody says (hence the yelling😂) they are the best ugly shoes on earth and make the rest of my body feel as warm as any two toed sloth shoes could. Gets off soapbox, clomps away warmly.

They really are just showing him random ai videos of shit, and telling him that’s what is happening, and then he goes out and blabs abt it. God damn I miss the 80s. At least that demented old shitbag didn’t scrape off half the White House to build a cavernous bordello fortress

A husband with a GRINDR account

I went to work w other people, then to lunch w other people, then I went and looked at the neighbor’s construction. That’s three people things in one day. Hence, I am done w that shit for the weekend. I simply cannot. My only energy now: wine, food, football, and fully lying down

I think Lane Kiffin cd die a winner at 8 games a yr at Ole Miss, be a lovable legend in a town that appreciates him, and die on the field w a statue, etc. If he leaves for Gainesville, all that goes sideways for two years, til he ends up like Steve Spurrier at SoCar. I wouldn’t.