Just overheard a ER doctor tell a patient “If you are concerned about C02 levels from a face mask, then our climate crises is really gonna make you lose your mind”

my fall plans the delta variant

when ppl ask me what my favorite movies are:

people with adhd mid-sentence:

thinking about the matte blue scooby doo fruit snack

I drew this 🐵

Mnemonic device to remember the Great Lakes.

“let’s get a table outside!” me

I will never be this funny.

send this to ur crush

united states mcflurry machine 🤝 not working for the people

Is this a "ruh roh" or "reeheehee" moment

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cute date idea: i finish this way faster than you and make you feel bad

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