icymi, i lost my job and am running some workshops to make money to uh, live? tickets for the first run of THE RANDOMIZER are up now at natraum.com/links. the rest are coming soon!

That can't be a legal baseball strategy, can it?

Was that a fucking flyover? What happened, what woke me up, what was that

I may need to make a trip

Now why would they do that

I love making shit up based on my own opinions, which everyone must have because I have them.

Treating myself to crushing my legs for 30 minutes instead of my regular 15 since I did leg day before going to a haunted house for some reason.

Genuinely who gives a shit

Historical Marker? I hardly know h- *hit by the route 45*

Member the red, nude guy?

Philadelphia women know more ball than the men

Calder talk in the Canadiens/Blackhawks game got me mad about Michkov again

HEY EVERYONE! I have THREE (3) tickets to tomorrow night's Flyers home opener for sale in Section 215! If interested, PLEASE message me here or if you have my phone number, send me a text, & I can get you pricing info so that you can be in the building tomorrow night!

Yeah we were missing a clown show.

Tumblr posts are breaching containment.

Uhhhmm

Wow, I'm learning just now, tonight, that I was nominated for a Pushcart in 2022 and no one told me.

Happy Home Opener! #LetsGoFlyers

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