I got these prescription glasses for $5! I am letting them have their moment!

Mallrats is both an Easter movie and a Valentine’s Day movie.

Bob Esponja

The girls at the ketamine clinic are just the sweetest people on earth. What cozy babes.

It’s always weird trying to celebrate sobriety milestones because celebrating shit is what got me into this mess in the first place.

I feel like I have to retire from liking my favorite thing in the world because the fans are a lot of cunts that make me feel bad about myself. Anyway I started smoking cigs again.

I’ve been hotel hopping in Boston with a dude I met and we have been playing with my new on the go party breathalyzer.

I bought this comedian’s self produced album that they based the cover off of a notable punk album tonight. Kidding. I bought a Rancid IPA from Mockery Brewing. The pot bellied cigarette dad is coming out tonight.

In heterosexual news: The new Foo Fighters album is in fact an album.

Well at least it’s Grimace’s birthday everyday for a very mysterious amount of time and even without a car we’re all walking distance from the Grimace Shake in America.

What if the Grimace Shake becomes like the McRib and comes back at random points in time making Grimace’s actual birthday one of infinite mystery and interpretation

Facebook just restricted my account for talking about edibles. Lol what the fuck

Happy Pride Baby Dolls

Happy Pride 🌈🌈🌈🌈

Did I miss the parade

What Nandor doesn’t know won’t hurt him, so he’s basically invincible. FX’s What We Do In The Shadows returns 7.13. Next day on Hulu.

Me and a couple of dudes got matching Danzig tattoos today.

I’m in love with my boyfriend it’s very neat.

Can you accept my invitation so that I can get 10 free gifts ? I‘m claiming 10 free gifts, valued at $230.63 temu.com/s/AIeEpAF3vRHe…

Hey, me and my boyfriend are homeless in Denver fighting tooth and nail to get out of it and it’s just hard as fuck. We made some porn to sell for extra money. Short videos $5 long ones for 20 Cashapp $PiperShepherd94 or Venmo Piper Kerman-Shepherd w/ email for video link