David Pagnotta Kate Pettersen Schaegens. #BringHagensHome #WeWantSchaegens

Remember…. If the #Isles get #2 then James Hagens goes #1. 👍

Whatever it takes. Shattered knee caps often come with lifelong complications and debilitation. He probably can’t pass the physical but if he can … SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL!!!! #BringHagensHome

#Isles An iconic night to reshape an iconic brand.

#Isles select Kashawn Aitcheson at #17 overall. 6’2” 199 lbs and about 180 of that not cock. Let’s Goooo!!!

Centering my #Isles Chi without the Hagens stress and rewatching the draft. You just wanna hug Matthew Schaefer and tell him that the truth of the human condition is that Love Is the one thing that lasts forever. That’s how we move forward in grief… not with Mom as a memory

#isles 4th round pick Tomas Poletin’s nickname is Snipe City. I know because I just gave it to him. BLAM that just happened.

Welcome to Long Island Jonathan Drouin. #Isles m.youtube.com/watch?v=dxQbhV…

My new lock-screen makes me dream about the Stanley Cup…. and a number 9 club sub with pickles, Mike’s way. And that’s why you advertise even in the practice rink. 😁 #Isles #JerseyMikes

and just like that the hysterical cries of “ It’ll take 5-10 years just to undo all the damage Lou did!!!” are hushed. How could this possibly be happening with Mayfield’s contract still here and Palmieri re-signed?

Monday super sale ladies…. Stock is limited so hit my DMs asap. Today’s deal, you get a framed pic of 22 year old Matty playing street hockey in a Marty Mcinnis jersey and a campanion vibrating massager by Lelo for the low low price of $79.99. #Isles 😆

Me in a quiet Connecticut breakfast restaurant: “ Did you hear about Nick Kurtz hitting four homers in a game?” 14 year old son: (giggling uncontrollably) sigh. Lol

and just like that Matty lost the ability to get his hair cut anywhere else but Robert’s Hair Salon on Front street in East Meadow. #Isles #ThrillyaSorokin

When the girl with the incredible ass you’ve been pursuing for a decade tells you on the 3rd date the one thing she’s not into is doggy style.

Cole Eiserman is not getting enough hype this offseason 🚨🤩😮‍💨 #NHL #FantasyHockey #Isles 🎥: Bauer Hockey

Patty Roy just ran by and blew out his candles! 😆😆

Look for my new paperback in stores and on Amazon soon… “ Only Fans. A cautionary tale for the Modern simp.” Ted talk to follow. We can do this fellas… Step 1: Glue all your credit and debit cards to a concrete block and throw it into the Atlantic Ocean. Yesterday.

On a cruise at breakfast in a Anders Lee t-shirt when some old man starts face washing me and jostling me around laughing saying “I’ll see YOU on the ice mate!” He’s wearing a #NJDevils hat and apparently thinks I’m Anders and he’s Jonas Sieganthaller. Lol. Let’s go!!! #isles

I have seen the future and it’s Brandon Nimmo weeping again on the Citi Field pitchers mound except this time it’s almost Halloween and there’s a World Series trophy being hoisted towards Heaven. #LGM