I know some parents have white line fever but the Cousins’ family has taken that to a whole new level

I would call Donald J. Trump a cunt but he lacks depth and the ability to pleasure anyone

The #MelbCup2018 is the only time of the year when you can tell your workmates that you’ll give them the hot tip and not get sued for sexual harassment #delicious

Can someone please call Damir Dokic and tell him #bernardtomic escaped from his basement again #AustralianOpen2019

Serena Williams’ booty is already in the semi finals #AustralianOpen #AusOpen19 #badonkadonk

Is the St Kilda schoolgirl old enough to go to the Brownlow yet? #BrownlowMedal #special #evilbruce

Immmmm baaaaaccckkk #evilbruce

What's the difference between Wayne Carey and skippy? Skippy can fuck whoever he wants and still be a kangaroo #AFLNorthLions Ashlee Adams

These #IndigenousRound guernseys look like someone got high on petrol and started painting (whilst inhaling)... wait... #AFLDeesPower #afl

England are worried about the state of the pitch. The Italians will soon flatten it out with their constant rolling #wogs #EnglandvsItaly

Can't wait for Ben Ben Cousins attempt at the #IceBucketChallenge. Cuzza will only have 3 sleeps until Christmas

St Kilda have lost more matches than Michael J Fox trying to light a candle. #aflcrowssaints #afl

Fuck

Made some serious coin on betting on #AdmireRakti to come dead last at the #MelbourneCup #MelbCup #evilbruce

Why I want #Hewitt to beat #Federer no one wants to see Bec act or sing ever again #tennis

Haven't seen this many people who love the kokk on tv since the Kardashians #AusOpen #Kokkinakis #tennis

#Sharapova screams more than people in Damir Dokic basement #AusOpen

You are not a celebrity and I will not get you out if there #ImACelebrityAU

Everyone fuck off from #rodlaver so I can snort these lines #Djokovic use that check to cut. #AusOpenFinal

#weareportadelaide using an INXS song? Port fans are like Michael Hutchence- a ex experiment gone wrong #scum #AFLPowerSwans