My very favorite kind of SNL skit is where half the reactions are "that was fucking brilliant I'll never stop laughing" and half are "that was the least funny, most confusing thing I've ever seen". This promo is great news for those of us on the Maine Justice end of the spectrum.

A photographer I follow on Instagram has put together that his bronzer use amps up when he’s stressed / close to an election and is tied to his days in the rise of reality tv, and it’s fascinating (More screenshots in replies)

Ava dressed as Blade on Abbott was already incredible, but that last throwaway scene sent me all the way over the edge. *mwah*

This video is incredible. Everyone should RETWEET it so the whole *world* sees it.

The Letter to the Editor that the Baltimore Sun won't publish:

If you’re just logging back on now and seeing this— A late breaking poll totally changed the state of the race and you weren’t there to Monitor The Situation. Because of your inattention, your candidate is now going to lose. I am sorry you had to find out this way.

Just found my kid watching the Wizard of Oz for the first time in order to prep for Wicked in three weeks. It wouldn't have occurred to me but it's a pretty good election eve activity if you need one.

On the one hand, it was legit an Oscar-worthy performance, I was awestruck. On the other hand, I will never forgive Charlize Theron for making this evil bozo look like an evolved hero in Bombshell.

November 5th getting an early start on its gaslighting.

“Swang”?

PSA: I recommend listening to the soothing voice of Sam Reich's dad explaining the Red Mirage and the Blue Shift. instagram.com/reel/DBtezoGuO…

I have said this before, but it's weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle

I was trying to figure out how to describe what I’m feeling right now and this is it.

My child just had the nerve to nudge me on Duolingo. Girl not now.

Ok so it's about 500 miles from the SC research facility to Mar-A-Lago, the escaped monkeys should be there in about 3 weeks unless they can hitch, I-95 drivers please be on the lookout.

We had a podcast segment called "Watching Porn with Greg Land" (it had a theme song). You'd hear porn sounds and then he'd yell "pause it!" and ask for his tracing paper. "Watching Arrested Development with Greg Land" would be him asking how he's supposed to know when to laugh.