Hey guys, how long do I have to hold an opinion for it to make an impact?

"Love island" should have been called "just chemical reactions island" sorry

Dear psychology students, noone ever thinks that you can read minds

Priest in camouflage is the real blessing in disguise

Just found out that 7 deadly sins were based on spongebob characters

I just wanna remind you that macarena sucks

Snake oil salesmen would probably make more money selling insurance

The fuck? I could care less about movies.. I'm trying buy some rotten tomatoes over the internet

Wait, you're telling me that all these guys who wear NASA t-shirts, don't actually work at NASA? Mind. Blown.

I took some sleeping pills last night and fell asleep before they kicked in. What a waste.

Why do we call it a lazy eye if it's so busy looking away?

Just found a website that sells euthanasia pills. They must be pretty good, cuz there were no reviews.

8 more people to die and we'll have King Andrew 😍

The queen is dead, but still travels more than I ever did

You ever feel good and then you're like: "oh shit, I forgot I'm sad" and then be sad instead?

Hello. Excellent comedian Evaldas Karosas has made an excellent documentary about life at the Edinburgh Fringe. It’s honest, it’s funny, it’s insightful and it contains one of my favourite jokes (his one about height). I highly recommend you watch it youtu.be/tLd9N2jLBTY

I love it when a friend suggests doing an activity they are good at, yes, I’d love to spend an evening being worse

How do I undo an epiphany?