kids who say cha cha cha during birthday songs grow up to be disney adults.

sharing a playlist is a whole different kinda of loveeee

teachers used to say “why you sleeping in my class?” like bro it’s 8am

lookin back thru your camera roll just to relive the moment >>>>>>>>>>>>

“liked your story” LIKE ME INSTEAD

⚡️BREAKING: Ukraine officially applies for NATO membership.

*sends you a spotify link* (romantically)

Breaking: The Panthers are trading Christian McCaffrey to the 49ers in exchange for draft picks, sources tell Adam Schefter.

you can tell so much more about a person from their spotify playlist than instagram

there should be a statistic that tells what percent of children that dress up for a certain career for career day grow up and career that career ik none of these 4 year old asian kids are the next steph curry

Get the popcorn ready, #Tifosi 🍿 Drive to Survive is HERE 🥳

at what point will saying things like “that’s mid” and “simp” be socially acceptable in like legitimate cinema

Welcome to the San Francisco Giants, Jung Hoo Lee 🤝 이정후 선수, 샌프란시스코 자이언츠에 온 걸 환영합니다