Did someone say beveragino?

Took me back to my moshing days.

Kirsten Cooke though 😍

Listening to Sleep Token on the walk to work

"Honestly can't think of a better way to celebrate my birthday than to rinse more money out of you"

Imagine banging on about Curb Your Enthusiasm when there's nothing funnier than Jeffrey Fairbrother reading out a letter from Joe Maplin.

Love this.

The next DG of the BBC should - ideally - be a journalist, preferably with experience as an editor, who has worked in broadcasting. Independent minded, certainly, but also sensitive to public concerns about “woke” bias. So, with all due humility, why not Ken Barlow?

Had to have another rescan today. Seven weeks ago bro told me that the rescan then would mean I'd have less of them in the future. Yeah, right... Sainsbury's

Boy George AND Pixie Lott? I’ll pass, thanks.

Why is there no Viking emoji? My people are being underrepresented

Scots always bang on about how partisan the commentary and punditry is for England matches. This lot at BBC Scotland are in another league altogether #WorldCupQualifiers

Vlachodimos? Didn't he have that song Tease Me with Pliers? #WorldCupQualifiers

Listening to Richard Osman talk about a rap singer called Dave

A wanker of my acquaintance once did that radiator/drain thing about me. Arsehole. #GoneFishing

Even as an English person with Danish blood, that’s harsh for on Scotland #SCODEN #WorldCupQualifiers

I really fancy watching that Train Dreams but I ain't got pissin' Netflix

I'd have drunk Julianne Regan's bath water #TOTP

Helping the locals erect their Christmas lights 🎄

Lovely day in thr Borders. It's raining in Nottinghamshire, apparently