We literally all died, Rob. We died. 100% of the time.

Wikipedia's having a little outage. nightmare scenario for people leaving the Oppenheimer theater wondering "wait, did U.S. secretary of war Henry Stimson actually take Kyoto off the list because he honeymooned there?" (yes)

What I loved about Barbie was the way the Ken arc wasn’t about men, it was about patriarchy, flipped: when your only route to feeling real is thru the loving gaze of the dominant gender, you’re left hollow & needy & fighting the other Kens/Barbies. Like in Mad Men, only pink!

Just so you're all aware, Elon is about to torch his website's brand recognition because back in the day, he really wanted to call Paypal "X," and the rest of the Paypal mafia told him that that was a stupid name Now the special boy finally gets the name he wanted

See, the thing is, Canada isn't broken, PMJT isn't a pedophile, nor is he a traitor, and most of us realise this, and we are getting rather tired of being shouted at by the fringe in Belleville and the like. 1/- #cdnpoli

Elon Musk Renames Twitter After Relationship With His Wife hard-drive.net/hd/technology/…

Funny enough I’ve got another bluesky invite code, so…

anyone who has worked in social media for five minutes can already tell you how disastrous this branding is even without the Axe Body Spray ass aesthetic

brb gotta go give all of my banking information to the exploding car guy so I can buy things on the website he turned into 4chan for aging incels

there's. so much going on here. -"WHAT'S HAPPENING" over and over like scrawls in a murder house -X here but not here -"join Twitter today"

Loblaws posted a QUARTERLY PROFIT of $558,000,000.00 last quarter. Yet I can't afford vegetables or meat, milk or cheese. There is something really wrong here.

Sorry to be a little rude, but the only viable solutions to climate change involve massive state-scale projects to completely revamp power generation and electrify almost everything, not doing community organizing to put a solar panel on the laundromat

Well, my icon turned into the dumb x, so I’m moving it from its usual spot and turning off notifications because that will break my habit of opening it when on autopilot. Bye Twitter. I’m on Bluesky, same name.

I really am pleasantly surprised at how truly good #WheelOfTime has become in its sophomore season. I liked the first season, don't get me wrong, but this time around we're in the midst of something special.