Yankees might be the worst team in the league

I’m so glad I wrote this season off back in December

Why the fuck am I still doing edits in the Lord’s year of 2025

Remember when the Yankees cleared the pitching farm for a year of Juan Soto and then he didn’t re sign and then Gerrit Cole and Clarke got TJ the same year and the bullpen imploded? Yeah haha funny dream

It’s really nice of the Yankees to make Ryan feel welcome by playing as shitty as his old team

I think the Yankees will need to score 70 runs to protect the lead from the pitching staff

Reposting for relevance

We’re all so down bad we just watch correct simple defense in the infield and we’re like 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

Forgot the Yankees were even playing and honestly? Don’t even care

Fried being a ground ball pitcher, the defense behind him being god awful leading to runs and base runners and elevated ERA… my god it’s like he’s Clay Holmes

THE NEW YORK YANKEES HAVE WON A BASEBALL GAME

CAN RHE YANKEES STOP GIVING UP RUNS HOLY SHIT EVERY NOTI I GET THEYRE TYING THE GAME

Me realizing I have to remember all the names of the new people the Yankees just acquired in the past week

Well so much for improving the pen

I’m turning off the Yankees notis man I’m so tired of their shit

I missed Aaron Judge

Genuinely want the Yankees to reinstate the beard policy rn