Adulting is wild cos you’ll have to wake up and fight for your life every single day.

If it ain’t like this in 40 years…then what are we really doing? x.com/its_jessi_grac…

I just wanna skip to the point where I have my own house with the loml

Every time RF Kuang releases a book, a certain demographic starts acting up because they don’t like reading about themselves in a negative light

Beyoncé, thank you for coming to Edinburgh. I can hear your voice from my flat. Love you Queen xx

If it is going to become standard practice for employers to say “thanks but you can actually just never come in again” when given a two weeks’ notice, then a two weeks’ notice should no longer be the standard.

Take me back 🥲

accepting a job offer is insane behavior. you're committing to drastically change your life based on knowing maybe 10% of what you're actually agreeing to

books should be $5, bagels should be $2, movie tickets should be $10, and coffee should be $3

6 old people have the ability to ruin the lives of millions and we can’t even unseat them.

Goodmorning to everyone except Supreme Court. They rejected #StudentLoanForgiveness, but it don’t matter cause I aint paying them back anyway..

a $45/hour job where i dont have to speak to people and can sit in my room completing assorted tasks would fix me

third cat reveal is worth the wait

fuck you elon - my home screen looks like shit with you new rebranding

Snitching at work is crazy, you weren’t even paid extra for that