the real conundrum of the prisoner's dilemma is how rare they seem to be in practice

anyone else have the experience that whenever "the left/the right" are brought up in an explicitly political context, it conjures an image where the "left" is on the right and the "right" on the left? if you can't normally tell left from right, that doesn't count(?)

cracker barrel should pull a fruit of the loom and deny there was ever an old guy in their logo

non-native english speaker who overcorrects on the "would of" mistake that natives make and rewrites "of" as "'ve" - this steak is kind've undercooked - but've course i'll help you

that old chestnut about mathematicians saying "X is obviously true" or "proof of Y is trivial" is gesturing at this btw. if it isn't obvious yet then you need to practice more, but understanding DOES develop eventually

dude being a math major suuuuuucks. just had an exam and they made me count to a million

rivers said it better x.com/emptyrivers/st…

Tenobrus > be me > poly rat > one gf has green eyes > three gfs have brown eyes > all insecure > nobody knows their own eye color > no mirrors > i avoid eye contact > tell gfs “i love your beautiful brown eyes” > 3 ticks pass > i am stabbed from all four sides > mfw

thinking about how an ebook is just a website that for some reason people pay money to visit

*watching porn voice*: this plot scene doesn't advance the sex at all!

this is why spades is the best variant of contract bridge