Feeling ridiculously self-conscious when walking back to your seat after taking your turn at ten-pin bowling

Currently mentioning the weather once every six seconds

Things to do during a storm: 1. Watch storm through window 2. Watch storm on telly 3. Listen to storm 4. Tell people to listen to storm 5. Read about storm 6. Talk about storm 7. Post online about storm 8. Have a sleep 9. Do a jigsaw 10. Cancel plans

Have you written your list for Father Pancake? #pancakedayeve #pancakeday

World’s most expensive sheepdog sells at auction for £18,900, or £19k if you round it up.

We got engaged! 💍Dayle-lane-photo Which makes us the real Emmadayle! 🤩 Sorry not sorry Emmerdale 🤣

Keep on doing your part by staying inside and keeping a safe distance from one another. For those who don’t have that option for whatever reason...thank you and stay safe❤️ #FlattenTheCuve #QuaratineLife

Today it is April 1st. It is a Wednesday. Everything is real. There are no jokes. That’s it. It is what it is. Here we are

Today I visited Morrisons Stamford there is no compliance with social distancing! Shoppers are bumping into each other in the aisles and no tape on the floor to mark out 2m. Shoppers and Staff are all at risk. Stamford Mercury

I do wish people would stop with this 'he's a fighter' thing when someone is ill. I know it's meant to be encouraging, but it does sort of lay the blame for those who die on their lack of commitment.

We’re launching something (late tonight) to make a LOT of noise about the NHS crisis. We need to reach as many NHS supporters as we can🚨 Pls re-tweet this to grow our followers-the aim is 100,000😮 A lot of doctors are counting on your support. Can we do it?🌟🙏 EveryDoctor

Pancake Day’s gonna have to work really hard to lift the nation’s spirits this year.

Who doesn't love a teacher stamp?!😍 We have 10 sets of stamp bundles to #giveaway from Teacher Latte (each set contains 15 stamps worth over £135!!). To enter, reply with what would be on your teacher stamp and retweet this post for a bonus entry🤩 Ts&Cs apply. #win #free

What stimming can look like. #sen #send #ehcp

We are currently learning about online safety in PSHE and today we discussed sharing things online. My class chose to share a photo of our dolphin & I would really appreciate as much interaction with this post as possible to show how quickly and how far online posts can spread😌

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We’re trying to get as many followers as Rishi Sunak so we can show the government just how many people are prepared to fight for the NHS and its staff. Please can you help by following us and retweeting this?