The Distro is a War Machine. The Distro is a pack -- a swarm. DISTROISM emerges from the dark, only to bring the shadows with it. The Distro is a reading group with teeth. DISTROISM shoots first. on the periphery is where The Distro lies; never having existed. DISTROISM? Distro.

The Distro knows what you did last summer. The Distro lives in your walls. DISTROISTS are out there, right now. just out there. oh do you hear The Call? The Distro is calling. RING RING hello? pick the fucking phone up. pick it up. can i have a large pepperoni with extra ranch?

The Distro is a compass navigating your daily little compromises with our cruel mistress, The Beautiful Idea. DISTROISTS bend an earnest ear to every inkling of Distroism: every uncertain stutter in an academic’s breath, every caress of the wind as it breaks from my tight lil ass

Wherever there is moral ambiguity, strategic uncertainty, tactical hauntology, The Distro will remember. FOR DISTROISM IS TO REMEMBER! DISTROISTS NEVER FORGET WHAT IT MEANS TO STRUGGLE thru formatting 20 pages of trash prose simply becuz it was written by truly courageous people

DISTROISTS religiously consult the I-Ching,despite having descended from the early Christian crisis cults of the movement against Rome. As a form of divination requiring neither Distro nor Ism, Distroism posits queries against Christ’s 2 hexagrams (12 disciples) spread on a table

The ritual begins as follows; Fold, staple, crease Fold, staple, crease Fold, staple, crease The querant queries queer questions, quickly quacking quandaries of a qualitative, not quantitative, nature. Since there’s only 2 hexagrams, DISTROISTS don’t bother tossing the coins.

Beginning from the lower trigram, the DISTROIST reads from bottom up. Line 1: BEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP Line 2: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP Line 3: The 3rd line is a changing line, as the scooter’s battery is dead & didnt go beep when the DISTROIST kicked off the initial query.

Hexagram 2 THE MAGNETIC, The Receptive, The Symbol of Earth, Submission, The Passive Principle, Field, The Flow, Responsive Service, Yin, Natural Response, The Bearer The Distro will soon receive a Submission.

And that’s distroism. Any questions?

It’s only from the destituent standpoint that one can grasp all that is incredibly constructive in the breakage.

Communism is the real movement that destitutes the existing state of things.

We don’t belong to ourselves. We are always-already spread through whatever we attach ourselves to.

We’ve had a blind faith in crisis, a faith so blind and so enduring that we didn’t see how the liberal order had made it the centerpiece of its arsenal.

And border patrol made commemorative coins depicting this scene.

💥 NYC contactless card readers smashed at the Halsey L station overnight. this morning, NYPD held the exit doors open and let people ride for free, because the MTA has been transitioning to full contactless adoption and you can't pay the fare if the readers aren't working.

Distroism has nothing to do with zines.

Some folks are putting this together tonight. Come out! Potluck & Skillshare 5-9 p.m. Dallas Movement House 5749 Gaston Ave, Dallas, TX Parking on Swiss Ave All ages welcome!

Our friend found this lost kitten. If you can take them in or know someone who can hit us up! Please spread this around.