GUYS. My faith in humanity is at least semi restored. Y’all got rid of Mr Potatohead!!! #australianelection #australiavotes

Dickson voters putting pen to paper yesterday: #AusVotes25 #auspol #byebyepotatohead

I never got a single message from the Trumpet guys, and after all that I guess I’ll have to wait another 3 years 😊 #ausvotes25

Greens swings are interesting. Clear that Australia wants more progressive policies, but maybe wants a gentler deliver. Greens have the opportunity here to re-evaluate how they engage with the public. The policies are good, but delivery not so much. #auspol

Quirky dance moves seem to be at an all time high this year. #Eurovision #Eurovision2025

Petra being brought out as William Tell to describe the origin story of Eurovision is peak Eurovision. #Eurovision #Eurovision25

Courtney or Tony just said this was like Spice Girls, but this is peak Queen vibes. #GBR #Eurovision

Those danish dancers are giving the car dealership wiggly men. #Eurovision

Like Eurovision, don’t like genocidal maniac countries. #Eurovision2025 #Eurovision

UK is like a cross between Elton John and Little Mix #GBR #Eurovision #Eurovision2025

Stacking all my votes to the Scandinavian countries this year. #Eurovision2025 #Eurovision

Notice how Tony doesn’t contribute when they recap I***el’s entry. Because he understands what it’s like to be murdered and kicked out of your own country. #Eurovision #SBSEurovision #Eurovision2025

What would have been really great would have have been if they brought back Joost and had him and Kaarija perform Traffik. #Eurovision #Eurovision2025

Season 2 is being destroyed by the amount of time misogynistic white privileged boy Zac is on my screen. That smug smirk when he’s talking 🤮 #secretlivesofmormonwives #SLOMW

Shocked that Lydia wasn’t actually trying to look like Lil Pound Cake. I fully thought girly was referencing shit. #AllStars10

Things that should be illegal: charging a service charge for mobile tickets, let alone one that’s the same as box office.

Qatar really regretting giving the orange man a jet, hey.

Is Michelle dumb?! Ginger was referencing Elizabethan fashion, not bloody Marie Antoinette. #DragRaceAllStars #AllStars10

Hey Woolworths 👋🏼 can you please staff your stores properly so shelves aren’t completely overfilled with half the product damaged as a result. Had a great timing cleaning up spilt macadamia milk all over my kitchen this morning when I shook this new bottle. 🥴

The LinkedIn game is broken today 😅