My cat is sad because I just explained to him that sometimes people tell lies to protect those they love.

My cat is sad because I made him move this box upstairs then changed my mind & said "Actually, I want it downstairs."

Adjusting to 3rd shift is a little more difficult than I first thought. #nightowl #nosleep

High-five to everyone making today brighter for kids! Keep going.

My cat is sad because a friend invited him on a Mexican holiday then decided to go without him.

. @alan_tudyk at a BBQ restaurant: “My napkin looks like a civil war bandage.”

Can't wait to finish work this week! It means I'm a few days closer to a change in shifts and working with my favorite coworker! #waiting

12 signs cats have taken over your home thedo.do/1F37sO2

My cat is sad because he & my other cat have argued tetchily about which of them should put a cover on this duvet.

My cat is sad because he wishes more cats liked this book for its content, not just its title.

Bull-sized rodent that lived 2m years ago would have dwarfed modern cousins bbc.in/1yFYgLg #BBCGoFigure

Seven days of work starts tonight! #coffee #sleepwhenIcan

Don't mind if I do have a large Cafe Americano before work! #thirdshift #coffeekepsmegoing

Time-lapse video shows puppy growing up in just 23 seconds thedo.do/1I1r1sX

Thankfully didn't have to go to work this morning, so I only have to work tonight! #moresleep #freetime

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Did jury duty today. Was dismissed for ( I believe the legal term is) being a wiseass. Btw Santa Monica courthouse has a fab vending machine

What do you do when you can't sleep? 1. Remember you're on Twitter and 2. Watch Craig Ferguson standup!