Definition of middle class: Goes to Olive Garden for Birthdays

If aliens are real, then we are aliens, js.

Women... so many of them say they’re on them crackhead vibes, so I started smoking crack, now they want nothing to do with me 🤷🏻‍♂️

I wish the word ‘normalize’ wasn’t normalized.

If this was niggaz....

So is Kaepernick taking a knee still an inappropriate way to protest?

Y’all still proud of your vote in November?

Left: Rioted after days of peaceful protest, opposite side inciting violence, police brutality. All to stand up for a man with no voice. Right: On the first day, they storm capital building, bring guns, and an explosive device. To support one man’s words, beliefs, propaganda. Hmm

Was today frustrating? Yes. Is it okay? Yes, because the conservative mind set is back where it should be, ashamed and secondary to progress. Smd, we won.

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On the best of days barstool makes me laugh once an episode. Predictable and unoriginal jokes get old quick in the same way Ridiculousness does. I hope these hosts realize ppl watch the content for the viral videos. By no means is it the hosts’ comedic skill Barstool Sports

Honestly I have no idea what M.R. did but the way the case was handled within an episode was so immature it was laughable. Judging by his other lawsuits he prolly is a bitch. But still, y’all handled it like a 7th grader. Implying: lOok At hIS hERpeS. Hope this bites you in court

Me: playing dama at airport Kid: Ooooo what is that?? Me: You can try it if you want Dad: You can just watch buddy *proceeds to hand kid iPad* Fuck this world man

If you know a doctor, nurse, anyone in the medical industry who says they chose it because “I want to help people” Do me a favor and slap them please, you did it for the money. We all know the US healthcare system is all about profit. Hurting more than it helps.

My therapist told me the best thing for my mental health would be to take a break and go on a trip. I told them I’m trying to save and they urged that on. Then charge me 200$ for one hour of their time. THANKS DOC! 😁

Went to the do tor@for my 3 month check in I have to do to get my meds, that alone is 200$. They didn’t say they needed a urine sample, didn’t tell me why they were doing it, just handed me the pee cup. Forgot bout that until I got my bill and saw I was charged for taking a piss

Doctors are sneakier than used car salesmen, and they get praised for doing what they do. Gotta love it. At least the used car salesman does it for personal gain. Docs don’t even pocket anymore money but don’t mind taking it from you. “It’s the systems fault 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️, now pay up!”

Few years ago my dentist said I MUST get my two wisdom teeth removed, I don’t have dental and they knew that. 2,700 out of pocket, per socket. He conveniently had a recommendation for an oral surgeon.. Anyway, I still have the teeth, came in fine with no pain. THANKS DOC! 😁

This coffee is good but I still like yours better