Me trying to find a cold spot in my bed in this heat

Me looking at my spending this month

First night back in Kooler and I didn’t fall down the stairs. Success!

They’ve tucked Mary up a treat with that outfit

1x Reading weekend & early entry ticket for sale

“What spice girl are you?” Me:

Paid £20 on a bottle of shampoo and my mothers been using it on the dog ..

Toxic trait - drinking on an empty stomach

i need vitamin Cᵃˢʰ

what a fkn year this week has been

“If there’s no diesel left get petrol” - my mother

Free and confidential mental heath support.

Christmas day tomorrow, time to bring this absolute classic of video 🤣🤣🤣🤣