(after three beers) Do you guys ever feel sorta.. empty? Like you're housing a malevolent entity as a passenger in your body but have no identity or will of your own Friend 1: you're probably just a husk man Friend 2: vessel alert

Dine and dashing

do you think i look pretty ?

to many, "hurt people hurt people" is a profound statement.. to me, it's just what the little voice in my head tells me

flirting is fun till they flirt back and now i suddenly don't know how to string a sentence together anymore

Caught a virgin bloke trying to swipe my amazon packages so i diced him into 8ths and sold him on ebay

ppl can hate all they want but every tgirl with this combo that ive met smelled amazing and straight up irresistable

コアリクイ

There is perfectly good reasons to cancel her; pisslow deadlock player, crys during league champ select, no septum, meef, putrid noise maker, has a job, 3 sugars in her flat white, bongpig, pisslow deadlock, human incarnation of a dead fish. This is not one of those reasons

the sun hurt my eyes but i love how big my nose looks :>

the sooner you tell your friend you’re in love with them the sooner you both can be in love there’s zero percent chance it’s unreciprocated and if they are really your friend they would want you romantically

everything is anteater

"ragebaiting" is like hatefucking but only a handjob

I drew some Deadlock