Anytime I am changing an ink cartridge on a printer, it feels like I am doing open heart surgery - WHY is it soooo complicated?!! #DesignFail

Me on my way to meeting my supervisors when I have new data to present

Did anyone else get these vibes during the half-time show? #SuperBowl

Why do the phrases "slim chance" and "fat chance" mean the same thing?

A new WWE WrestleMania tradition -- Every year Steve Austin comes out at the end of every Kevin match and gives him a stunner, throws a beer and leaves. Heel or face, doesn't matter - #KevinOwens gets stunned every year! #Please Triple H WWE

The "24 hour self deleting chat" feature on WhatsApp is destroying my faith in humanity. Aren't conversations (and media) not sacred anymore? Clearly there is a need for it in the market otherwise why would Meta develop something like this?

When mother nature validates your restaurant

How to kidnap me (... and if you add "melted" too it, I'd come dancing)

Someone said “30 years ago” and my mind went "yes, the 1970s" but they meant 1993 🤧 Pleaee excuse me, I'll be over here on the side of the room... going in fetal position.

Q. How lazy are you? Me: The clock right above my TV still reflects #DaylightSavingTime from LAST YEAR. I never got around to changing it. As we now enter, Daylight savings time this year - its safe to say "things have a way of working themselves out" 😅

How's the semester going? Me:

Remember when we used to record songs from the radio onto cassette tapes and pray that the DJ wouldn't talk over the intro/outro? #90sNostalgia

Apparently, there is a new slang: "no cap" that means "I am not lying" or "I am not exaggerating" 🤦‍♂️ - Its official - I am an old fart. Better go outside now and yell at the kids to get off my lawn 🤣

What are your goals for this year? Me: To fist bump this cat.

Aspire to inspire before you expire.

Finally! An official announcement for #GTA6

When the city went dark at 3:30pm in the afternoon #Eclipse2024 #EclipseSolar2024

Happy #MothersDay to all the mothers of the world. The biological moms, the adopted moms, accidental moms, the friends that act like moms, your friends' mom, your aunty-mom, your work mom, your boss-mom - Happy mum to all of you. You ALL are beautiful 🙂

January 1: New Year, New me - I am going to be so very productive! January 2: Can I hibernate until Spring, please?

Got stuck in an elevator today. How's your Monday going?