beyoncé said release your job and half of the uk government resigned

Iced coffee is for pleasure, hot coffee is for business

I need to be in the Gay clubs to see the way Alien Superstar is gonna pop off like rain on me

The Beyoncé album is laced with crack cos I’ve never played an album start to finish over and over again like this

This has to be the Season Finale of the U.K. I’ve never seen this much chaos

Cynthia Erivo and Jonathan Bailey singing As Long As You’re Mine is going to heal us all.

Nah cos this was slap your thigh funny😭🤣

If you don’t go to sleep marinating in palmers oil you’re doing it wrong

Anyone selling tickets to Aitch in Manchester hmu pls

My houseplants watching me put water in the espresso machine

No because I will actually not start moving my vehicle until the tunes are stabilised

“Yeah I had breakfast today” The breakfast:

tweeting this again because it’s legal now

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

why r jordan 4 black cats the same price as a macbook man

😂💕

WHO DID THIS

I’ll be The Union Theatre again this weekend! This is just a taste of what’s in store!

What did you prioritise today please? O2