“I finally caught my first prey, mommy will be so proud” 😂

One week on retrospective on #Trump's victory in #USElection2024. It's a 🎶 parody version of John Lennon & the The Beatles "Come Together" - with what some might describe as brittle self awareness. Some more thoughts the full res. YouTube version: youtube.com/watch?v=buMqkK….

French singer-songwriter Charles Dumont has died at the age of 95. 68 years ago he wrote what would become an Edith Piaf classic: Non, je ne regrette rien.

I'm a PhD student at University of Oxford and I think I'm living in a fairytale :-) Foxes playing around in the snow at Magdalen College this morning — absolutely magical!

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, socialite, said when interviewed “moi is watching le news, normalement ma mère doesn’t like moi to swear, but moi thinks Putin is a right proper tête de merde, moi would use stronger language if moi could, it is possible moi would get un pass”.

I am Sophie’s client reporter, she said she wanted to sing ‘Non, je ne regrette rien’, I mean it is a great song, but not right for a 3 year old dog, you have to be 45+ for that to have meaning, I told her to speak to her parents to find something more suitable for her next song.

London please help. I’m praying for a miracle, I’ve just got into the office and noticed my mums locket (in all these photos) that I wear every day has fallen off my neck on my walk in. My mum died when I was seven and her jewellery is most of what I have of her. I’m devastated

Update: I’ve found the locket, and the chain can be easily replaced. Thank you, everyone. I’m so touched by your responses and beyond relieved to have found it—it’s hard to put into words. 🤍

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, TV watcher, said when interviewed “moi has watched ‘Bake Off’ with mon père from the beginning, he is très bon at le pain, vraiment excellente, like Georgie is with gateau, it must be a Welsh thing. Moi has been there it is très nice”.

Never forgotten.

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, socialite, said when interviewed “moi voted for Chris and Dianne, et oui moi did ask the bill payers’ permission, mais it is très triste when excellent danseurs leave”,

Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, socialite, said when interviewed “moi has learned loads of stuff avec moi client reporter, ‘moi said skippy, skippy, la bush kangaroo, she has a lovely handbag”.

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, socialite, said when interviewed “moi is très pleased that there are femmes of a certain age that can speak up for jeune filles like moi, when moi gets that Vogue shoot, moi wants moi mère avec moi”.

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Sociable Dog Rory Cellan-Jones NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, editor in chief, said when interviewed “it is très bon to see mon oncle Si, moi loves him, he needed moi’s help with his livre, moi was happy to do that, mais moi hopes he helps moi avec le chat qui torments moi”.

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, new football watcher, said when interviewed “ma mère has taught moi un peu about economiques, she is excellent at that, moi just thinks La Coupe de Monde in Saudi Arabia is très mal pour les femmes, les filles et beaucoup de gens”.

Bear photo story As their mountainous forest habitat is depleted, Romania’s brown bears increasingly venture into towns and villages looking for food, bringing them in close contact with local people discoverwildlife.com/photography/ph…

Just belatedly watched my colleague Steve Rosenberg Steve Rosenberg’s tough questioning of Vladimir Putin at yesterday’s press conference. It’s not easy, and not always safe, to confront autocrats in this way. Thank you for your courage and steadfastness, Steve.

Naughty or nice? Tough call for Ripley. She’s read on social media that deregulation in the North Pole means Santa will no longer be checking his list twice. So worth risking a little mischief, maybe.