Maybe not the best reasons to miss the birth of my own child, I will admit. That is something I will have to regret. I still did not run away with Steve!

When you put it that way, it sounds more horrible than it actually was...

I insist not.

I'm not denying any facts. I know I messed up. And I'm sorry.

[I purse my lips, feeling a little awkward at the sudden silence.] Uh, of course... My kid means the world to me. I wouldn't lie about something like that.

Maybe when he's awake... I'll pay a visit. [Nodding as if to reassure myself, a bit frightened by the whole idea of meeting the baby... it's an actual /child/. My child.] Probably wise to be morning... Do babies sleep in the mornings?

Just shoot me a text... Yes I have a phone. Alert the media. I still don't know how to properly use that thing.

I had to have a way to communicate with Steve. Messenger pigeons aren't that trendy anymore.

Much like his mother. [Cracking a small grin.] Well-- [Scribbling down a number on a piece of paper before sliding it toward her.] Just call at any moment.

I sleep like I'm in cryostasis. Could last years.

Stop getting pregnant. x.com/SeductiveJolt/…

HM, let's take a test and SEE. x.com/SeductiveJolt/…

Widow... When did you even get married? And then you complained about me leaving you for another man. x.com/SeductiveJolt/…

False... But let's not have that debate again. Hmph. x.com/SeductiveJolt/…

Anybody got a list of Marvel/DC roleplayers? I need to follow.

I have some issues.

The dog needs a diet.

Obesity can cause animals a lot of unnecessary issues. Heart problems, joint problems... Take care of your pets, people.

A normal conversation between Danielle Blunt and I, honestly...

It's Christmas. Merry Christmas, everybody. You too, pain, Danielle Blunt.