5:14am - diaper change since she was sleeping for 2 hours 5:15am - new diaper because she peed on the other new diaper mid-diapering 5:18am - diaper change because she had a blowout poo And that's how we go through 12 diapers per day with our newborn.

I texted someone a pic of my baby (when she asked). She responded, "Oh she is beautiful. I was worried something was wrong with her since you're not posting her on FB." I just think if Zuck isn't posting his kid's face on FB/IG, I should not either?

My dog is def feeling left out since we had baby. So I just put baby down after 5am feed, and invited Frankie to cuddle and he is cuddling harder on me than he ever has before. And I love it.

So I thought people commenting on my body while pregnant was the worst. That was until I started receiving comments on my postpartum body.

I changed 4 diapers in 90 mins. Literally, I think all the poo is out and she's ready for a change and then surprise - another poo.

My 4 week old daughter sleeps 60 min stints at night. Someone bought us a Coterie sample pack and I used one tonight. She slept from 10:30pm-2:30am. Only woke up to feed, not from a dirty diaper. If this isn't a fluke, I'm only buying Coterie from now on.

OK, so, giving all my money to Coterie. She fell asleep at 3:45am and slept until 6:30am. I actually see sleep in my future... Due to a diaper?

What if my 2nd career is a contractor, and I offer clear and prompt communication, along with one-time delivery? My contractor asked me to send him a condensed email with my outstanding questions. I did on Nov 17. 6 follow up emails, 2 texts, 1 call later - still waiting.

Anyone know why our house remodel contractor would be asking us for proof of purchase and receipts for fixtures we purchased on our own -- with the contractors permission to purchase on our own??

I hope we're about to witness Lions history. #onepride

You know what I miss about pre-Elon Twitter? Live tweeting Lions games. #onepride #sakdaddy #interception

Wtf is George Santos doing at the SOTU address?

Mark Robinson's batshit crazy ways got me a TikTok violation.

Every now and then I log into Twitter just to check and then I'm saddened by how it is now, and miss how it was then.

I love this NBC Olympics promo photo. Kevin Hart is like 'Hell no' to the French clichés, while Kenan Thompson is ready to channel his inner Pierre Escargot and Jean K. Jean with that red beret and croissant.

Do we really want Tom Cruise as our LA Olympic Mascot? How much $ did Scientology donate to the IOC? Or LA games?

The last four cars at the S. Bloodworth and E. South blew the stop sign. In related news, Shaw University is back in session. Seriously, Shaw. Please remind your students they live in a neighborhood with a lot of pedestrian traffic, and stop signs exist for a reason.

Stayed up way too late, but got to watch the #Lions beat the Rams in OT.

Why does Netflix cut out, then fast forward the game. What is happening over there. #DETvsMIN

Caleb williams runs the wrong way like 15 yards and then has a killer touchdown. Maybe the timeline will be reset after all. instagram.com/reel/DTqNiaikR…