Imagine an advisory😭 Playing dead is a strategy best employed when a Lan Alpha is exhibiting clear signs of aggression Proper technique for playing dead: 1. Protect your vital organs 2. Do not make any noise or sudden movements. 3. Remain still at least 20 minutes before moving.

#wangxian au - 7 mins in heaven teenxian had invested quite some time in making a friend out the stern class prez teenji, who was always too closed off and aloof to associate with other classmates. While others found him cold, wwx saw a potential friend. And someone as +

kyuhyun lost his samsung phone after the flight and when they drove away from the airport they passed a billboard ad for samsung 😭

Its a game. But its an escape. Wy grabs his laptop, sets it on his lap and opens to where the notification page still remains. His mouse hovering... Friend request accepted.

The whole campus is having a crush on the art professor Lan Wangji. Not knowing that he is married, to a man, and have a son. A short wangxian au based on this popular tweet

What’s an achievement in your life ? me:

i know in my heart lan wangji used to bite lan xichen a lot when they were kids so i wonder if lan xichen sometimes babysits wangxian's kids and just lets them use his arms as a teething toy bc he's used to it and it reminds him of when his didi was little :')

WWX: Lan Zhan! Why did you come in the through the window?! LWJ: Shhh Wei Ying, I have sneaked in to see you. Do not wake the others. WWX: What others? LWJ: Shhhhh we must be quiet. Our love is a forbidden one. WWX: Why do you smell like vodka and regrets? LWJ: Shots.

Lan Wangji is horrifically hurt during the sunshot campaign and when Wei Wuxian comes to his rescue /things/ end up coming out. CW // MAJOR injury Lan Wangji grits his teeth together and promises himself that he isn’t going to scream. That’s all he can do at this point.

today's thought is modern au teen lwj gaining a reputation on his school for being mean and cold because he's always glaring. in truth, it's because he is in denial about needing glasses and refuses to wear them, so he stares extra hard at everything to see 😭

crazy how the very first sin was a woman who ate #魔道祖师 #MDZS

🧵 omega xie lian who ends up in the throes of pre-heat but doesn’t realize after so long, alpha hua cheng clocking the funny behavior immediately and he watches in amusement as xie lian starts doing things outside of his usual routine, nudging closer to hua cheng when he sleeps,

📚 Archive of Our Own etiquette 101 ao3 has been under a lot of pressure lately. more users, more traffic, more reports, more confusion. which is great in one way because fandom is alive and people want stories, but it also means we all need to breathe and remember how the site

🚨 about reporting reporting is for rule violations. report if: • someone is plagiarizing • someone is posting harassment • someone is breaking tos • someone is doxxing or threatening do NOT report because: • you dislike a ship • you think a trope is “problematic” •

What if that fateful day, when WQ needed help, WWX wasn’t there and she had to go to HGJ, who she hoped was as good as they said he was, instead

dilfji meeting young wei ying while night hunting and he is irrefutably enamored by him. he’s so beautiful, so capable, so intelligent and he laughs so pretty… but he is reckless! reckless to the point of almost getting hurt in order to catch whatever is being hunted.

meanwhile, the robber is getting uncomfortable. he had targeted dragonji because dragonji was alone and looks like he ran away from his wealthy family. it's bad enough that a witness stepped in. now the robber has to watch his would-be victim openly stare at the witness's butt.

today's very very dumb thought is human wwx getting into an argument with his vampire bf lwj and going, "That's IT. I'm un-inviting you from the living room!!" so all vampire lwj can do is lurk in the hallway while wwx sulks and fumes on their living room couch.

Wangxian AU where Wei Ying works four or five part time jobs after being kicked out of the Jiangs at sixteen. He tells no one. He sleeps wherever he can find a quiet, hidden spot. He goes to school like nothing happens, and after school, he bounces from job to job.

chinese american actor wwx who’s active in hollywood and A-list chinese actor lwj who’s active in mainland china. they meet in paris fashion week and get paired up for pictures since they’re ambassadors for the same luxury brands people LOVE their chemistry in pictures