I’m going to give 5 people that retweet this tweet $10,000 each to celebrate Christmas! (Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win!). I will show proof!

Cops when BLM protestors break into a Target: *tear gas, beatings, arrests* Cops when Trump supporters break into the US Capitol building:

this isnt the sort of thing i want to tweet, but just a heads up, a certain wicker (marvel character) has been posting and commenting some pretty graphic and explicit content online. i suggest blocking and reporting his account to avoid any future risks, danger or discomfort.

Pandemic Day 25: I made bread :) Day 95: I sure do miss my friends .... Day 310: The White House appears to be under the control of a shirtless man in a Viking helmet Day 330: Reddit’s coordinated attack on Wall Street is going as planned

This is an important moment in history. The rich and powerful have manipulated financial & currency markets for centuries. It's time to #EatTheRich.

Billionaires tears are a renewable energy source.

Element115#21747 Call of Duty #WarzoneReport

I have chosen #GromitMug what will your choice be?

9th April. The magnum opus of theme park shitposting. Be there. Tyler Jai Markwell youtu.be/CoJMTAlyRW8

This is happening in 2 hours time, best of luck!

It's out. youtu.be/rGefK-rp9ak

Well, I certainly didn't have "Chessington proposes launched Intamin winged boomerang coaster" on this year's bingo card.

Late to the party as usual but ok. 1: I have encouraged 100s of people to jump off various sizes of cliff in return for money. 2: I once surfed a 6-foot wave on the entrance sign of a Sri Lankan restaurant 3: 7 year old me had a front-row view of the 2004 Tsunami.

Praise Lenny 🍽️

OK... Thorpe I forgive you of all sins if you build this thing. For all those concerned about the seemingly inversion focussed layout fear not, every single element on this thing looks designed to remove your torso. Assuming this plan is accurate this is world top 10 level.

Say hello to Rollercoaster Races... A new game I've come up with which sees groups of thoosies speedrunning a list of theme park rides, fastest wins. Got it? Good. Watch it here: youtube.com/watch?v=jWQRU_…

For any people disappointed in the pricing of Enso, allow me to show you a more cost effective and better unlimited ride option, it's just across the channel and day trippable from the South!